Posts Tagged ‘cocktails’

Restaurant Sciences survey: Brown Whiskey drinkers may be the best tippers

Thursday, January 10th, 2013

Johnnie WalkerIf you’re a saloon-keeper, you want your lounging bar to be wall-to-wall with customers drinking Johnnie Red, Jack Daniels, and Wild Turkey.

Why? Because the brown-whiskey drinking demographic tends to leave the biggest tips for bartenders, waiters, and waitresses.

So concludes a new survey from Restaurant Sciences, a Newton firm that analyzes guest checks to compile useful data for the restaurant industry. In putting together its “Hey Big Spender Survey,” the firm said it analyzed more than 4 million checks that came from a wide range of establishments, including family restaurants, nightclubs, and hotel bars.

Customers who ordered scotch had the highest check totals at $69.14, the firm said, and while bourbon drinkers tipped a bit more, wait staff serving Scotch drinkers received a much higher average tip — $13.91 from Scotch drinkers versus $9.60 from bourbon drinkers.

“Restaurant Sciences’ data shows that guest checks with only wine sales are 25 percent higher than checks with only spirit sales and 78 percent higher than those checks with only beer sales,” company president Chuck Ellis said in a statement. “Whether consumers ordered beers, wine, or spirits, they generally tipped an above average amount of more than 20 percent per check.”

Wow — 20 percent tips suggest that US consumers are indeed a generous lot. One might surmise that in putting together its sample of restaurants, the firm gave an understandable leaving-alone to the cash-on-the-bar, low-rent gin mills so esteemed by the crack professionals on the Business Updates staff.

By Chris Reidy,Globe Staff- Re-posted from Boston.com

Party Brunches in Boston: Can Liquid Brunches Take Hold in Boston?

Tuesday, November 27th, 2012

On a typical Sunday afternoon in the Hub, some Bostonians can be found wrapping up a quiet brunch of eggs Benedict, coffee and perhaps a spicy Bloody Mary or two. However, there was nothing quiet about a brunch taking place at a Downtown Crossing hotspot a few weeks ago.

Two Sundays ago marked the launch of GEM’s new dining series called The Brunch Club. At The Brunch Club, patrons are treated to a full service menu that includes typical brunch items like eggs benedict and breakfast sandwiches with sides of tater tots and bacon, served alongside a ramped up drink menu and a live DJ.

Randy Greenstein, owner of the Big Night Entertainment Group which represents GEM, said The Brunch Club was inspired by two current entertainment industry trends.

“Brunches are hot,” said Greenstein, adding, “Day parties in Vegas have been hot for a couple years now.”

Guests of GEM’s first Brunch Club came out at 1 p.m., in groups of six or more, noshing on eggs and slowly sipping mimosas to DJed beats. By 3 p.m., Greenstein said the meal portion of the afternoon had begun wrapping up. The lights were dimmed, the music was turned up, and patrons rose from their tables, dancing and drinking well into 7 p.m. that evening.

In New York City, the combination of the brunching and day partying has been a dynamic recipe for success in recent years. Manhattan nightclubs and lounges like Bagatelle and Lavo have perfected the brunch party, pumping up the music and pouring cocktail after cocktail, turning a Sunday afternoon into something that resembles a Saturday night out.

In Boston, several venues have attempted to replicate New York’s liquid brunches, but with little success.

“We tried doing them for close to three months, and they really never took off,” said Edward Brooks, whose Back Bay lounge, The Brahmin, ended their “Social Sundays” series this past June.

Woodward at the Ames Hotel also ran a few Sunday brunches with a live DJ last fall, but a spokesperson for the hotel said brunch – liquid or otherwise – is no longer offered at Woodward.

“There really has yet to be a successful one,” said Greenstein, noting that Massachusetts’ stringent liquor laws may be a contributing factor to the failure of some party brunches.

Because bars are required to shut down at 2 a.m., patrons are home in bed relatively early – at least compared to cities like New York. Therefore, brunch here occurs earlier, often before noon, making the concept of partying all day harder to get started.

Greenstein also called Boston a “destination city,” meaning that customers go out knowing exactly what they want and where they want to get it from. No one is wandering around, popping into and discovering new places, he said.

“When you go to brunch, it’s a relaxing experience… a nice way to start your morning,” said Renee Hirschberg, who heads up Boston Brunchers, a group of 1,500 local bloggers and social media influencers that review brunches in the Boston area.

She added that Boston is a “foodie city,” and said Bostonians go to brunch primarily for culinary experiences – not loud music with a side of eggs.

“I really don’t think Boston is the market that goes [to brunch] to dance on tables,” she said.

Massachusetts happy hour laws preventing drink specials, like bottomless mimosas, may also contribute to the failure of party brunches in Boston, said Hirschberg, echoing Greenstein’s sentiment.

Still, as the GEM crowd proved last week, party brunches are not something all Bostonians are opposed to.

A few months ago, Rich McGlynn and his friends were sitting down to traditional Boston brunch, recapping their previous night out, when it dawned on them.

“Why can’t this be an extension of the party?”McGlynn asked.

His solution was the Liquid Lunch Club, an event company that coordinates invite-only lunches or brunches, with drink sponsors, live entertainment and giveaways, set to launch in the next month.

“I think Boston is a party town – in a good way,” added McGlynn, citing our willingness to come out in full forces for local sports teams on Sundays.

“[But] there wasn’t really anything that you could describe as a ‘party brunch.’”

McGlynn explained that the Liquid Lunch Club’s element of exclusivity will help local businesses know how many guests to expect. He hopes it removes the uncertainty from planning an event like a party brunch and simply crossing your fingers that people show up.

“We’ve gotten a great response so far,” said McGlynn, who is currently collecting email addresses for the 40 to 50 person, monthly Liquid Lunch Club events.

The Brunch Club at GEM is taking a similar approach to timing, running the second Sunday of every month.

For Greenstein, though, a successful party brunch rests in the unique experience being offered to Boston.

“It’s one of those adult opportunities,” he said, referring to the fact that party brunches allow guests to come or go throughout the day as they please, without the set time limits of a traditionally orchestrated restaurant experience or a 2 a.m. curfew of a night at the bar.

“I think fun is the key,” he added.

By Lisa DeCanio Re-posted from BostInno.com

How to Ruin a Perfectly Good Bar

Friday, November 16th, 2012

No bar caters to everyone. From the trendy bars in Los Angeles to the blue-collar bars in Boston, there’s something different for all stripes. We could go the positive route and say that’s because people are all wonderfully different and collectively represent the beautiful complexities of humankind…

But in reality, it’s largely based on the fact that most folks tend to be über-critical and are just looking for an excuse to whine. Like the guy who shows up at a high-end club in his shorts and then writes a blistering review about how the “rude doorman refused to let me in. And let me be clear, it was for absolutely no good reason WHATSOEVER!”

Or the scenester lady who goes to a dive and is aghast at how the floors are sticky and the bathroom handles don’t work very well.

Or the imperious hipster… who goes anywhere… and says anything, most of which tends to center around some permutation of “I liked this place before it got popular” or “I can’t believe they don’t carry Nepalese Pliny Bout Dark Stout Oak Hefeweizen Bock! And they call themselves a beer bar, puhhleeeaaaze.”

Of course, there are a few things that bars tend to do which warrant a little universal chastising. And if you don’t agree, why don’t you just go away and listen to Mumford & Sons or something?

We totally liked them before they got popular.

Tasting pours
Tasting Pours
Okay, we’ll make an exception if we’re at some specialty wine bar with rare varietals nobody has ever heard of and we want to avoid throwing down $25 for a glass of Balsamina Shiraz that tastes horrible. But if we’re at the average bar, we’re here to drink. We’re not libation experts, we don’t care that the hops were harvested beneath the full moon and fermented in barrels of Amboyna Burl. Just give us the beer. If we like it, we’ll order another. If we don’t, we’ll order another till we do.

 

 

 

The mixology complex
Mixology Complex

This ties to our hatred of tasting pours, but it shouldn’t be looked at as a lack of appreciation for fine drinks. We’re big fans of a proper cocktail, and we’re more than happy to spend a little extra on something original that’s been prepared with pride. But, donning a vest and a newsboy hat doesn’t make your barback a mixologist, people. And complicated doesn’t mean well-thought-out or good. Just look at the U.S. federal budget.

 

 

 

 

Bars that have coasters of beer brands they don’t carry!
Beer Coasters
How does this even happen? You can buy like 2,000 of these things in bulk for less than it costs to meter-park for the night. Serving a craft beer on a Budweiser coaster doesn’t bother us so much, but there’s something inherently wrong with resting a can of PBR on a coaster branded by Allagash Curieux, especially when all you have behind the bar are mass-market domestics.

 

 

 

 

Really loud music in a bar that’s trying to be a club, but should just be a bar.
Really Loud Music
Yes, this makes us sound 90, but it speaks more to the fact that we’re convinced most people go to a bar either to talk, catch a game or quietly drink the pain of their failed lives away. It doesn’t matter where you are, whether it’s trying-too-hard bars in Chicago or tucked away bars in NYC, they’re all guilty of it. What’s with cranking up the music so loud we have to practically scream in someone’s ear just to give them the time of day? Keeping the volume up at the club is fine, but if we have to perform charades at a regular watering hole one more time just to get the bill, it will probably lead to a sudden reenactment of Charles Bronson’s Death Wish. Besides, if we wanted to get smashed and scream at people, we’d go visit our in-laws.

 

Beer enthusiasts
Beer Enthusiasts
You: What do you recommend?
Bartender: We just got a stock of Jolly Pumpkin Bam Biere on draft, it’s a great Saison.
You: Cool, I’ll try one.
Guy Next To You: Ooh, nice choice. I find this to be great Belgian-style beer. It’s made by an artisan brewery in Michigan. They use only wild yeast and age everything in oak barrels with open fermentation. This allows microbiological cultures like brettanomyces to create a wonderfully earthy undertone, and you’ll notice notes of citrus that are just subtle enough to blend perfectly with the spicy malt.
You: Please stop talking.

 

Theme nights in general
Theme Nights
If we wanted to hang out with a bunch of slack-jawed adults buying overpriced food and beverages while costumed staff acted like the entire scene was the greatest thing on earth, we’d go to Disneyland. And probably punch Mickey in the face. Nobody likes Bingo, trivia nights are just an excuse to pretend boozing is educational and anyone who thinks wearing an oversized Hawaiian shirt is fun probably also thought the Macarena was the coolest dance craze ever. You know what bar theme we’d like to see? Serve Me a Drink and Shut Your Face Night.

Also, if Disneyland security calls, we’re not here.

By PartyEarth, Re-posted from HuffingtonPost.com

The Four Horsemen of a Crappy Night Out

Monday, September 24th, 2012

The Four HorsemenThere are many important questions we must ponder in life. Is there a God? Is Capital Punishment justifiable in a civilized society? What’s going to happen on the final few episodes of Breaking Bad?  But the most important and controversial question that most of us will deal with on a regular basis is “Where are we going to get drunk tonight?”

Trying to organize a group of friends that live in different parts of the city to meet in one place is the closest most of us will get to knowing how the people who planned D-Day felt. And after 2 hours of passive-aggressive texts and indecisive emails you will be just as willing to send certain members of your party into machine-gun fire.

People like…

 
1. The Selfish One

You’re not in college any more so gone are the days when you would all just head to the nearest bar to your dorm room. These days The Selfish Oneyou’re all spread out over different parts of the city so it makes sense to pick a central location, somewhere well serviced by public transport, taxis and, depending on how much you plan on drinking, ambulances. That is, unless you’re with the Selfish One; then it makes sense that you all go to the bar next door to his house.

According to the Selfish One this bar is the city’s best kept secret. The beer is affordable, the serving girls are all lingerie-clad supermodels and the house band is the Foo Fighters. In fact, his suggestion has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that it’s only a five-minute drunken stagger to his own front door.

What will happen If you say yes? You’ll spend the guts of two hours traveling out to this mythical boozer of the gods…only to discover that it’s just a mostly-empty sports bar and the closest thing on staff to a lingerie model is when the 70-year-old owner forgets to take her Alzheimer’s meds and comes downstairs in her bra.

You’ll have two or three lukewarm beers before leaving at 11:30 to catch the last bus that can bring you back to civilization.

The Party Girl2. The Party Girl

It’s a Tuesday. You’re only looking for a few beers before heading home to catch up on Suits but she knows the bouncer on the door at “Wrath,” “Sloth,” or some club named after a deadly sin, and she’s pretty sure that you can all get in for free. If it’s not the bouncer then she’s BFFs with the DJ or the promoter, either way you’re never going to find out whether or not Donna gets her job back.

The Party Girl is an invaluable accomplice at weekends, holidays or any other time when you’re not in work in 6 hours but is incapable of heading out without it escalating into Hangover-style shenanigans.

Notoriously persuasive, the Party Girl will generally get their way because, let’s face it, it doesn’t take a whole lot of convincing to get you to head to a club full of booze and attractive women.

What will happen if you say yes? You’ll wonder how your “quiet few drinks” turned into a “who can shotgun the most tequila” competition as you stumble in the door at 5:30 clutching your second-place shot glass. Being hungover for work is no longer an issue because if the liver breaks down one standard drink an hour then, by your calculations, you won’t be hungover until January.

…January 2014.

You should probably try to remove the glow in the dark body paint though.

3. The Old Man

In reality he’s the same age as you but spiritually he’s a pair of comfy slippers and a Best of the Eagles CD away from being your dad. The Old ManSomehow he’s been aging in dog years since you guys have left college.

Managing to get him out of the house is a victory in itself but when you do manage to shoehorn him out of his comfort zone then he has very different priorities in venue selection from the rest of you. While you’re worrying about drink prices, closing hours and whether that bouncer will remember you from the “Jagermeister incident” he’s concerned about music volume, seat-availability and how polite the waiting staff are.

To be fair, the Old Man can’t just stay out all night drinking like the rest of you. He’s got a serious job with real promotion prospects and he if he doesn’t take it seriously then he won’t make partner and his five-year plan might as well be useless!

You will never understand what the Old Man does for a living, he’s told you plenty of times but your brain always refused to pay attention because of how terrifyingly grown-up it all sounded. All you know is that your old, carefree friend is trapped inside there somewhere, and maybe the right combination of cheap liquor will set him free!

What will happen if you say yes? You’ll spend the night (well, the “late evening” since he has to be back by 11:00) in some awful chain restaurant/bar that he likes because it’s clean and not too loud–even though you’re pretty sure that the restaurant’s staff singing “Happy Birthday” to the kid two booths down is more loud and irritating than any rave.

In his favor, the Old Man can use his secret power of financial stability to pay for drinks but this is generally outweighed by the fact that all he wants to talk about is how stressful yet fulfilling his job is.

This makes it your job to remind him of the good old days and subtly hint that “the good old days” were only two years ago, as he’s only twenty freakin’ four!

The Alt One4. The “Alt” One

There’s a wonderful band on in this obscure little bar that you’ve heard of. What kind of music do they play? Well, they don’t really like to be confined to a single genre but it could probably be described as jazz/folk/rockabilly fusion.”

You used to admire the Alt One for her obscure tastes and her refusal to bow to popular trends but that was back in freshman year when you were still pretending to be a unique and interesting man of taste. You kicked that habit pretty quickly after you realized that French Art house cinema is criminally lacking in car chases and explosions.

When you do manage to keep her from staying in and watch Amelie on Netflix again she’s never happy with simply heading with “Dollar-shot Tuesdays” at McGinley’s. No, her tastes are more esoteric.

You never did look up what “esoteric” meant you suspect that it might be Latin for “aggressively douchey”

What will Happen if you say yes?

The bar doesn’t even have a name. You’ll pay a 15-buck cover charge just to stand in a basement surrounded by a sea of unnecessary glasses and skinny jeans while silently contemplating murder.

The band is interesting though. It’s not every day you see a five-piece ensemble where they all play the banjo. That one song they had about co-op, fair-trade farming in Venezuela was actually pretty catchy.

 

 

 

 

By Richy Craven, Re-posted from ManCaveDaily

5 Shots We’re Loving Right Now

Monday, September 17th, 2012

You’re probably past the days of downing a half dozen shots before hitting the bar (let’s hope so). Still, that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy, indeed savor a good shot on nights when a cocktail is too much work. That’s why we’ve compiled this list of our favorite shots for the man who wants to drink something, fast, but isn’t sure what it is yet.

 

 

 

 

Wild Turkey American Honey
American Honey is some seriously righteous stuff. On those nights when you want a taste of whiskey but aren’t feeling the power, punch and burn of bourbon, this honey-infused liquor is perfect to pour, toast and down. Perhaps best of all, the ladies will love it too.

 

 

 

 

Tequila shotsTequila
College might be over, but that doesn’t mean you can’t relive your glory days in a more adult fashion. Tequila is tasty and hits you hard. And don’t give us that crap about training wheels, either: Salt and lime are part of the experience.

 

 

 

 

 

VodkaVodka shots
Vodka isn’t something you think about doing shots of much. But here’s the thing: it’s actually perfect for shots because it’s not supposed to taste or smell like anything. Bottoms up with some of this alcoholic water.

 

 

 

 

 

Rum ShotsRum
The trick here is to get good rum, ideally something from a maker that values the complex flavor and spirit of a rum known as hogo. It’ll taste a bit like spiced alcoholic sugar… because that’s exactly what it is.

 

 

 

 

 

GrappaGrappa Shots
Grappa is a classy shot for classy guys, or at least guys trying to be classy. Here’s a pro tip for beginners: traditionalists still drink it with old-fashioned shot glasses. Those fancy flutes (see right) are for new jacks.

 

 

 

 

By Nicholas Pell, Re-posted from MadeMan.com

Bueller! 5 Keys to Calling Out Sick

Wednesday, August 8th, 2012

Ferris BuellerThe weather’s getting nicer, and three-day weekends are looking more and more tempting. But with the constant weight of the collapsing world economy and threat of job loss, calling out sick might seem like a thing of the past. And yet, maybe there’s still hope, lying within each and every one of us, that we can pull it off… provided we don’t screw up our carefully constructed excuses. For best results, follow these tips, and you’ll be enjoying an impromptu vacay day in no time.

 

 

1. Know Your Boss’s Style
Does he or she like you to call in so you can call out? Maybe they prefer a text message. Or maybe they need you to email them and CC anyone else who may need to know so your responsibilities can be deferred to them for the day. Get a feel for your manager’s preference. Getting the details right will ensure that your boss and co-workers stop short of disemboweling a voodoo doll with your name on it.

2. Lie Like a Champ
Keep it simple. Say it’s a 24-hour virus and leave it at that. Don’t add unnecessary details like, “It must have been the generous helping of Ethiopian food I ate last night” or “And then I projectile-vomited a Guinness world record of eleven feet.” Bad liars always try to beef up the details of their story, and that’s where they run into trouble.

3. Don’t Try to Sound Really Sick
No coughing between each breath, pretending to pass out mid-sentence, excusing yourself because you need to spit out something “otherworldly” or doing your best Harvey Fierstein impression. (Oh man, now I need to go watch Mrs. Doubtfire.) Seriously though, since your best bet is to draw as little attention to your situation as possible, over-acting is uncalled-for.

4. Be Cool With Co-Workers
Don’t ever talk about your partying exploits to your co-workers. They’re already depositing any excuses into their “Oh, it’s another hangover” mental file. Instead, pre-empt their suspicions with a story about how one time you went out for a drink on a Saturday night, and it was too much for you to handle. The next day the police found you romantically spooning a homeless person. And from then on, a single wine cooler, imbibed over the course of 4.5 hours, is all you will partake in… on a wild night.

5. Beware Social Media
On your fake sick day you should treat Facebook, Twitter and any other social networking platforms you frequent like minefields. Even if you aren’t “friends” with your boss, he’s probably only one or two degrees removed from your status updates. In other words, today’s not the day to post about how you Man v. Food’ed your favorite burrito challenge, bench-pressed two cheerleaders and washed it all down with a pitcher of rum. Remember, buddy, you’re “sick.”

 

By Jason Epstein, Re-Posted from MadeMan.com

5 rules for Surviving City Nightlife

Wednesday, August 1st, 2012

Beginning of a night at barYou want to drink the finest spirits, hang with your friends, listen to good music and talk to pretty women. The only way to do all these things is to experience the nightlife in your area. But the bar and club scene is rife with hazards. Stick to these golden rules and you just might make it out alive. And have a hell of an evening, too.

 

 

 

1. Live in the middle
Never be the drunkest or sober-est guy entering or leaving the bar. Unless you’re a designated driver, going super-sober makes it tough to relax. Meanwhile, getting super-drunk means being the guy who acts like an idiot, pukes on a car and wakes up the next morning feeling like utter crap. So stay cool, have a few drinks, get a good buzz on and enjoy yourself. Having trouble finding the middle? It’s the space where you aren’t afraid to dance but can still assemble coherent sentences.

 

Partiers dancing

2. Know when to call it a night
To quote How I Met Your Mother, “Nothing good happens after 2 a.m.” As soon as the girls start to leave the club, it’s time for you to leave the club. Seriously, what good is a drunken sausage fest? The amount of fights skyrockets after the females clear out. And even if you don’t end up getting in a scrap, your best prospect for the 3 a.m. is that McDonald’s has added the 20-piece chicken nuggets to the extra value menu.

3. Plan a spot to snooze
If you don’t live downtown, make arrangements to sleep at someone’s house in the area. Make these plans before you get intoxicated. There are few things more nerve-wracking than trying to find a place to crash when the night wraps up. And it usually ends with you curling up on a dirty floor with your jacket as a pillow and your shirt as a blanket.

 

Drunk man sleeping

Not likely a pillow-top sidewalk!

4. Be prepared
One-night stands don’t happen every week, but when fate smiles on you, you had better be following the Boy Scout motto. Carry two condoms when you go to the bar (one may break, and if you carry more it’s weird). We recommend Billy Boy, which has slim, rectangular shaped packaging, allowing it to slip easily into the fifth pocket of your jeans rather than fattening up your wallet.

Promo girls“Oh you guys are heading out? Good thing we brought the minivan!”

5. When things go south, roll with it
Your best memories of nights out will sometimes come when ridiculously good things happen… and sometimes when ridiculously bad things happen. If you wake up in a bush three hours after last call, it may suck at the time, but chances are you and your buddies will laugh for about it for weeks. You can’t change what has happened so go with the flow, keep a smile on your face and deal with the consequences tomorrow.

By Jordan Scheltgen, Re-posted from Mademan.com

Four Impressive Cocktails You Can Mix with Ease

Saturday, July 14th, 2012

Mixing MartinisCocktails turn drinking into a skillset. Offering a lady your bottle of Fireball won’t impress her, even though it’s incredibly generous because if that’s what you’re drinking it’s probably all your Earthly possessions. Offering a beer is just basic courtesy (and let’s be honest: James Bond doesn’t drink beer for a reason). But offering a cocktail says, “I know how to do complicated things which will make you feel good.”

Unfortunately most “beginner” cocktail guides put the word “beginner” in quotation marks for a reason. They promise to introduce the most essential recipes and then start throwing around terms like “simple syrup” and “fresh lime juice.” That’s like asking a new student to arrive at karate class with the guns of four muggers. Those are things he’ll definitely have when he’s an expert, and he’ll will enjoy it, but at the beginning all it does is ensure he’ll never get to the dojo.

That’s why we’re offering a real beginners guide to drinks. Every drink below is easy to make, every ingredient can be bought in bottles at the the liquor store or supermarket, and those bottles can be used for many other drinks. No need to thank us; just remember to name any children after us who were conceived after pouring one of these for a lady.

 

 
Tequilla Sunrise cocktailTequila Sunrise

A famous name, fun going down, absolutely beautiful and almost no effort. It’s the mixed drink equivalent of dreaming about Milla Jovovich. The Tequila Sunrise is an oil painting in a glass, and despite invoking the name of  Mexican Mistakewater it’s easier to drink than an alcopop and much better tasting.

‣ 1 ½ oz clear tequila
‣ 6 oz orange juice
‣ ½ oz grenadine (red DESCRIPTION syrup, you’ll find it in the soft drinks and diluted-stuff aisle of a good large supermarket)
‣ OPTION: 2 – 3 oz club soda for a fizzier and lighter drink

Shake tequila and orange juice, pour into ice-filled tall glass. Pour grenadine into the glass. Serve quickly so that they can enjoy the beautiful rippling effect.

This drink is the overlap between experts and amateurs and both sides love it. Non-mixers are impressed with the visual effect, the alcoholic equivalent of a lava lamp, and unlike most modern colored concoctions it’s great-tasting and has decades of history. The Tequila Sunrise is one of the few things to party through the 70s and still be cool today.

White Russian womanWhite Russian

You already know this drink from The Big Lebowski, and when you try it you’ll understand why it’s the one thing even a stoned Jeff Bridges deigned to remember.

‣ 2 oz vodka
‣ 1 oz Kahlua
‣ 1 oz cream

Stir vodka and Kahlua in an ice-filled old fashioned glass (wide and short, but hell, use a mug or whatever. Drinkers abide, man.) Pour cream over the ice. An excellent drink for those lightening up by lighting up as the resulting patterns turn this into an alcoholic lava lamp.

This is less a classic cocktail than it is a life improvement formula, and it’s an extremely classic cocktail. If we were still allowed to drink at work this is what water coolers would be filled with, and the banking crisis would never have happened. Coffee, alcohol, and calcium – when COFFEE GUY, Don Draper and Mr. T agree on a drink no-one could dare object. The combination of caffeine and ethanol makes a mockery of the alcoholic energy drinks, all of which taste like an Alien bled over a candy factory. This drink combines both sides of the “liquids which make your brain better” spectrum. UP

No cocktail hardware or special steps, just pour and stir. If the ingredients were any more easily available you’d be be breathing them. This is an easier way to feel better than falling asleep.

Godfather cocktailGodfather

‣ 2 oz scotch or bourbon (or any whisky you like, though it drink claims to have a different name then. No points for guessing what’s used in the brilliantly-named Canadian Bastard.)
‣ 1 oz amaretto.

Shake and serve in ice-filled glass

This is the only cocktail which can still cause introspection and deep thoughts about the direction your life is taking even if you can’t make it. Because if you don’t have any scotch or bourbon in the house you’re doing something wrong. (Experienced barmen are meanwhile laughing at the “or” in that sentence.) It helps you get over the amateur idea that Scotches are to be respected – if any English speaker believed that their history would have been very different.

It’s also an excellent recycling option, as exploring the fruits of Scotland and Kentucky will inevitably lead to a few violently bad things. Just like exploring the real places. This mix can reprocess even the most undrinkable firewater, and is outright gorgeous when made with decent stuff. No-one knows what it’s like with really good Scotch, because anyone stupid enough to make it didn’t know enough about drink to explain the taste.

Blood & Sand cocktailBlood and Sand

‣ 1 oz scotch
‣ 1 oz orange juice
‣ ¾ oz cherry brandy (preferably cherry heering)
‣ ¾ oz sweet vermouth

Shake all ingredients with ice, pour into chilled cocktail glass

The easiest way to fool people into thinking you’re an expert, and sort of being right, because anyone who serves us this drink can call themselves whatever they want. Scotch is known to be a tricky cocktail ingredient, but scotch and orange juice is outright heresy – which is why you’ll look like a genius when it works. This easy-mixing but complicated-tasting drink has something for everyone, easy to drink for everyone but enough sophisticated flavor to shut up anyone even thinking about being a drinks snob.

It’s a glass of pure class. It’s named for a black and white silent Rudolph Valentino movie about a Matador having a threesome, and paralleling a famous band. Both the movie and drink were made during the Prohibition, showing exactly what bartenders thought of that bit of historical stupidity.

It requires a couple of odd extra bottles, especially the vermouth, but when these drinks get you into cocktails you’ll find those very useful.

By Luke McKinney, Re-posted from ManCaveDaily.com

Boston Bars Need Licenses to Allow Dancing. Why That’s Bad for Patrons and Worse for Businesses

Tuesday, June 5th, 2012

Cure Lounge, BostonThe lights were dim but fluorescent in Cure Lounge and the music was loud on Friday night. The DJ spun from his booth overlooking the joint where people once shook their hips, nodded their heads and, if so inclined, got jiggy with it. Just a couple weeks ago, the lounge would bring in between 250-300 people on its nights of operation said Miller Thomas, the general manager, but on Friday night it was a ghost town.

Three weeks ago, Cure was shut down for three days, effectively putting them out of business for a week, for violating the terms of their entertainment license. They can have a DJ and serve alcohol, a combination famously conducive to toe tapping and booty shaking, but dancing isn’t allowed at Cure. After multiple warnings from the city, it was their own clientele that got the place shut down because they just couldn’t sit still.

“We posted signs, maybe 20 or 30 signs throughout the lounge that said ‘no dancing please.’ Beyond that, I can’t stop someone from moving their hips short of saying you’ve got to get the hell out of here,” said Felix Page, owner of Cure.

The explanation for the requirement is the wonderfully vague standby: public safety.

I felt very stupid asking this question, but it needed addressing. Just how severe, how egregiously criminal, was the dancing?

“People stand by the tables where they’re sitting and they move their hips,” said Page. “I guess you could call it dancing, but it’s meaningless. Who does that affect? Who’s harmed by that?”

The Future Boston Alliance, a new nonprofit founded by Karmaloop CEO Greg Selkoe, has come into existence to address just this kind of issue with the aim of furthering the city’s cultural and entrepreneurial landscapes. But the organization’s claim that Boston is being hurt by its occasionally outdated outlook on life has been met with both praise and criticism.

Notably from the Boston Herald:

The new “Future Boston Alliance” claims it wants Boston to become “a city that says yes more than it says no” and that actually sounds terrific to us. But they’ll have to campaign for more than 24-hour gyms and, like, just letting the kids dance to keep our attention.

But it isn’t an issue of just, like, letting the kids dance. When you don’t let them dance, the effect can be damaging on the people who want only to run a business.

“So we had a violation of the entertainment license,” said Page. Shutting down “put maybe 50, 60 people out of work for this really meaningless crime.”

“It’s a very narrow window of opportunity. Nightclubs do business Friday and Saturday, when they close you for the weekend, that’s 100%. These are mostly young people who really depend on that money. It becomes a real hardship as well as putting us out of business.”

Standing outside the club on Friday night where the muscle had no one to keep out or let in, Thomas added that they’d likely cut much of the staff early in the night.

However, the club’s entertainment license is lacking the D word. Why didn’t they just get the right permits to begin with?

“Originally we applied for the license, we applied for dancing patrons,” said Page. “They told us that dancing would be Cure entertainment licenserestricted for six months, at the end of the six months, they said no anyway.”

‘They’, insisted Page and Thomas, is actually just one person. Patricia Malone, the director of consumer affairs and licensing in Boston “rules who can do things and not do things,” said Page.

All my questions about the definition of dance, what makes a dance floor a dance floor and the like, I was told to ask her.

I’ve reached out twice and have yet to hear back.

But whether the order comes from they, she or the royal we, telling people that they cannot dance is a waste of time.

By Dave Eisenberg, Re-posted from BostonInno.com

Photos by Ariel Shearer

File Under Boston Area Nightlife

Crazy cocktails: Back Bay edition

Wednesday, May 30th, 2012

We’ve experienced an oddly nice deviation from New England weather this year, with an almost non-existent winter Cocktailsand a downright warm spring. With summer quickly approaching, it’s the season of outdoor dining (don’t forget your sunscreen!), or grabbing a shady seat at the bar when you need to cool off, and both are made better with a frosty beverage.  We’ll be making some recommendations for unique cocktails we find around the city, so take a break from your “usual” and order one of these when you’re out and about in Boston.

Last but not least, do we need to say it? Well, given Boston’s recent reputation as the“Drunkest city in America,” we probably do – please drink responsibly.

Here’s what we found around the Back Bay:

Frozen Avocado Colada ($10.50) – Found at Poe’s Kitchen at the Rattlesnake, this mixture of Cruzan Dark Rum, avocado, coconut milk, and fresh pineapple was described by one rooftop deck patron as “filling, in a good way, and delicious.” You have to order food as well if you want to snag one of the tables on the patio on the roof, but you can sit at the bar or down in the restaurant too.

Wandering Poet ($8.50) – A blend of Absolut Vanilla Vodka, triple sec, fresh lime juice, simple syrup, and sour mix, shaken and served straight up. This Parish martini is credited on the menu to Jen Jasmin of Via Matta, but no “matta” who invented it, this sweet and tangy drink is worth wandering in to find, or for people watching on Boylston Street from the sidewalk patio.

Orange Cinnamon Caipirinha ($9.00) – If you love rock and roll, or even if you — ok I — love “Call Me Maybe,” put a dime (or a dollar) in the jukebox and listen to your favorite song while you sip this bright-tasting citrus and spice mix of orange, cinnamon, and fresh lime blended with Ypioca Cachaca and served on the rocks, with an orange and cinnamon stick garnish, on the menu at Flash’s Cocktails.

Bubble Bomb ($10.00) – The Pour House Bar & Grill is home to this variation on the typical Red Bull and vodka, substituting Three Olives Bubble Gum Flavored Vodka for the plain version. If you’re hungry, all burgers are half-price on Saturday nights from six to ten p.m., and Wednesday nights feature half-price grilled chicken sandwiches from six to ten p.m., although the kitchen is open until 1:30 a.m. for late-night munching.

Berry Nutty Professor ($12.00) – Walking into Max Brenner Boston, you’re instantly greeted with the scent of chocolate. The restaurant is reminiscent of something out of Willy Wonka’s Factory, and the entire menu is chocolate themed, including the drinks. The Berry Nutty Professor mixes Castries Peanut Liqueur, Frangelico, Chambord, and milk chocolate into a concoction so good you forget it contains alcohol. Garnished with a chocolate-and-nut-dipped strawberry, it’s perfect to satisfy your sweet tooth alongside anything else on the menu.

By Rachel Pennellatore, Re-Posted from TheNextGreatGeneration

Photo by David Kenny (Flickr)

File under Boston Area Nightlife